BLAME MAPLE!

Its been a MILLION years since i last undated, www.blogger.com has already dissepeared from my address bar and i almost forgot what webby it is to log in to my blog. WHY?

BECAUSE I AM BACK MAPLEING!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, there was once that i too felt maple was boring so i stopped, but a guy name GORT summoned me back to the MAPLELAND and the fun came BACK! HAHA!

Anyway, I should be Blogging more often now, MAPLE is starting to become a CHORE instead of FUN, or maybe i will be doing both. My dear SP friends is starting sch this coming monday and for the EVER-HANDSOME me sch will be starting OCT 22nd. I really can't figure out WHY 2 different POLYs has such DIFFERENT holiday PERIOD. Well the most logical answer so far is that TP STUDENTS are much more CLEVER and require less time to study MORE things! HAhaHAhahAHhaHAhAA!!! ok nvm...

JUN KAI has stop blogging already, but NO FEAR my FELLOW COMPANIONS!!! A new BLOG HAS been CREATED!!! OUR legendary SIM AIK CHUN is coming back to BLOG!!! ITS not the one where he has stopped at June 16 2005, not the www.kpkbblog.blogspot.com. Its a new one, a one that he wants to express ALL his ideas, to TELL u FACTS! to prevent u from being BULLSHIT by BULLSHITTERS!!! He says he's making it a Weekly one, like a magazine!

LADIES AND GENTELMEN, AH PEK AND AH MA, STUDENTS AND WORKERS, I PRESENT TO U www.bull-funky.blogspot.com.

ErR... I don't take resposability for any mishap after reading his BLOG, i mearly a doing HIM a FAVOUR!

A Story...

Once upon a time, in a land called "Far far away". The lands were dominated by peaceful dinosaurs. Prey kills Predator, Predator fuck to produce more predator to let prey kill, very mudane.

Its was much like that until a "Predator" couple decided that Predator should be the ones killing the preys. They know that preys are born to kill(AT THAT TIME), nature has gave them wonderful killing tools, but, nature has not forgotten abt the predators, mother nature gave them a great SEX DRIVE, allowing them to have sex and give birth to lots and lots of babies to provide enough food for the preys and still more to fuck and have more.

So the "Predator" couple gathered all of the predators and held a meeting.

They suggested to all of the predators that Predators should be the one killing, after all PREDATOR sounds more FIERCE. But with their weak bodies its impossible for them to kill the preys. They discuss different means and ways to overpower the preys for 7 days and 7 nights.

Finally, they have a plan. All of them will go STEALTH to capture jus once female PREY. Million of predators went to trap the female prey, although the female prey is stronger but she did not have enough energy to kill all the predators and escape, thus she was captured.

With a female predator in hand, they had the most fertile MAlE Pedator to fuck her, and a hybrid was produce, a dinosaur with great sex drive and great body attributes. With this first 1, they produce a legion of the hybrids, defeating the preys slowly, making the hybrid fuck the hybrid creating stronger PREDATORS.

Soon, the preys could not out power the predators anymore, they can't kill them, all they could eat was grass. And so, Preys EVOLVED. Becoming weaker, growing different teeth structure so as to allow them to grind leaves and grass, and other body parts as well to suit a non-killing-grass-eating-peaceful style. The predators now were the stronger 1, killing the preys each time they see one, so for the preys they had to do more sex to matain their species which soon they developed great sex drive.

As for the predators, all they cared was killing the preys now, their sex drive had deteriorated, but they become stronger.

So one fine day, 2 horny predator couple decided to have sex but with weak sex drive, the chance of giving birth to a DIMOOZONE 31X9 baby, which means DOWN SYNDROM and ADNORMITY now is very high. The couple didn't care, they were too horny, they FUCKED.


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BARNEY WAS BORN!
(A PURPLE DOWN-SYNDROM T-REX)





Don't blame me, this story jus struck me when ME, JUN KAI, KOON PHENG AND KOON ANN talked about barney on the way to queens way.

My PARENTS are COMPULSIVE GAMBLERS

I CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE!!!

First my father started it as a hobby, playing it for fun, saying it requires thinking and that it is not addictive! But now! he plays it every now and then as long as he has the time to spare!

Soon after my father started, my mum joined him, with company my father plays even more often! WAT THE HELL! My house is falling APART because of IT! both of my parents play late into the night, ignoring us.

I always thought this kind of things only happens in TV-DRAMA BUT! IT happen TO ME! now whenever i get home all i see is their back view. I greet them and they dun even care.

Now i understand the feeling of drug addicters, they ruin themselves trying to get attention of their parents. At first they thought smoking would get the attention of their parents but it didn't? then they turned to friends and don't know why, at this point in life, all u will meet is BAD company. Then friends will teach them to do DRUGS or WHATEVER. I'M SO AFRAID I WILL TURN INTO ONE OF THEM!

OMG! But luckily, THERE IS ONE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY PARENTS AND THEIRS, MY PARENTS ARE ADDICTED TO SPIDER SOLITAIRE! HAHAHA!

ok, i'm lame, haha!


!!!WARNING!!! ONLY THE PART WHERE THEY PLAY SPIDER SOLITAIRE LATE INTO THE NIGHT IS TRUE OTHERS ARE ALL MADE UP STORIES SO DUN THINK I HAVE A LOUSY FAMILY !!!WARNING!!!

An interview with SI YU.

Hmmm... due to the HOT WZ incident, i decided to interview someone FAR WORST DISTURB, BULLIED, MADE FUN OF, and sometimes even USED AS A PUNCHING BAG.

This guy we called him names everyday like (AH GUA, GAY, UGLY FREAK and he also once used PRINCESS DIARIES 2 ROX as his msn nick and i did disturb him for that). Everyday in school, once we see him, my GOOOOD friend Koon pheng would shout some funny names at him, then he, being "TI KI" would try to scold back resulting in Koon pheng punching him, WOAH! Good old days, lol. Of cos, not only Koon Pheng bullied him i did too, infact all of us did, INCLUDING WEIZHEN, ECCEPT Jun Kai who most of the time will be THE ONE whos stops the PUNCHES, such a KIND SOUL not to bully someone so BULLY(ABLE), and the GUY is none other than THE GREAT SI YU!

Well, i saw him online so i decided to ask him a few things.


GiBbY`05 -=[ You CaN't seE anyThinG ] =- www.itsmyblogla.blogspot.com says:
do u hate us for how we treat u last time?

GiBbY`05 -=[ You CaN't seE anyThinG ] =- www.itsmyblogla.blogspot.com says:
lol

[StOrM] - *m3 th3 last* says:
no

GiBbY`05 -=[ You CaN't seE anyThinG ] =- www.itsmyblogla.blogspot.com says:
really?why?

GiBbY`05 -=[ You CaN't seE anyThinG ] =- www.itsmyblogla.blogspot.com says:
lol

[StOrM] - *m3 th3 last* says:
becasue its over already

[StOrM] - *m3 th3 last* says:
i just dont look back

GiBbY`05 -=[ You CaN't seE anyThinG ] =- www.itsmyblogla.blogspot.com says:
yr a gd guy...

GiBbY`05 -=[ You CaN't seE anyThinG ] =- www.itsmyblogla.blogspot.com says:
can tell me how u felt at that time?

[StOrM] - *m3 th3 last* says:
during my seconday day i feel like shit

[StOrM] - *m3 th3 last* says:
but now since it is over i am happy with me

[StOrM] - *m3 th3 last* says:
and i have moved on

GiBbY`05 -=[ You CaN't seE anyThinG ] =- www.itsmyblogla.blogspot.com says:
no hard feelings?

GiBbY`05 -=[ You CaN't seE anyThinG ] =- www.itsmyblogla.blogspot.com says:
=)

[StOrM] - *m3 th3 last* says:
no problem

GUESS WAD! What we did to him isfar worst than WHAT JK did to WZ, even SI YU was able look forward and ignore what happen last time, what WZ did? BLOCK US? if he was really disturbed or offended he should have told JK.

All of us know that IF WZ told JK to remove the blog, JK as a KIND SOUL would delete the post without hesitation, but he did not, he BLOCKED us.

By blocking us, is he treating us as a friend? Not only u we JOKED! we JOKE about EVERYONE! And its not like you dun know that. I really don't know why u reacted like this. And do u think we are disrespecting you by joking? Then are we disrespecting everyone we JOKE about? and if your not very close with us maybe u should do that, but a fcuking 4 years of friendship? lol, dun understand sia.

THANKS TO SI YU for letting me interview him. The next time i see him i swear instead of a punch i m going to give him a KISS! HmMMmmMm... Maybe not a kiss, A HANDSHAKE!

TRUST ME! I DID ASKED HIM ALL THAT I DID NOT CREATE IT MYSELF. HERES A PROVE!




WZ... think abt it? This thing has absoluly nothing to do with me i jus feel its not fair to JK! =)

YEA!!! SCREW YOU!!!

With regarts to the WZ incident, i find it NOT offending in either both KA's or JK's post. Its jus a bloody joke and hell YEAH! Its funny! I don't mind being the ONE JOKED! I say again, JOKED! And if YOU had even read finish JK's POST, he is even kind enough to say that GOOD POINTS are not included.

Which in other words, Meaning, YOU have SOME GOOD POINTS! Isn't he praising YOU also!

WHAT THE HELL were you thinking when YOU start blocking PPL! WHOS the BASTARD here??
JK is not ANY of yr ENEMEIES OUT there, IF he is YEA! YOU SHOULD be blocking HIM. BUT is he? NO! And WHAT THE HELL is this when u said to ME and KP : "U WAN ME TO BLOCK U ALSO? I CAN? I BLOCK PEOPLE, I HAPPY!"

THINK about it my FRIEND, if u still CONSIDER us as ONE.


hAha

WHY?!

Soliders fight wars, kings get remembered... WHY!!! Its not even the fcuking king that thinks of the strategy... Its the fcuking general... GrrRR!!! the soliders jus get paid and no matter what they kanna; stones, arrows, punches, or even get caught and tortured or see his wife run off with other man because he cannot see her often, the kings dun care... infact they dun even noe... jus like now, u get fcuking paid, u r expected to do everything... there was a time when i dun really agree with ppl saying that singaporeans are difficult costomers but i m kind of agreeing to it...

A customer came to me and asked for bill, so i ask which is his table number and he pointed a table to me, as i dun work there often anymore i kind of forget what table is what number so i told him i have to go and check what number it is, on the way to his table, around 15 steps... each step he kept saying where you going? oie i wan to pay lex... the first 3 step i replied to him i wan check table number (smiling)... but he kept asking... so for the next 12 steps i ignored him... ok if u want to say maybe he still can't hear... i was jus a bloodly 30cm from him!!! so i reached his table found out what table number is and turned back to face him and said to him.. so its table number 52... and he DIAO ME!!! WTH??? for a normal reaction when ppl DIAO u when u walk pas them I will turn back and diao... and i DID... but of cos working ma, so i jus looked back expecting that he would be following me back to the counter and guess waT!!! he stand there and DIAO and DIAO... of cos i turn away la... working ma... WA!!! hot ar!!! nvm... he finally walked back to the counter, he said with a fcuking sacarstic tone... u make me walk with u for nth, i'm the one paying lex... WA!!! feel like slapping him AR!!! then he threw his credit card on the counter... WA!!! NNB!!! when i pressing the total amount to charge really feel like pressing 2 more ZEROS sia... GrRRr...

then after work still kanna "THING" lol... lazy to type out... tired... NITZ!!!

Lets do It tHe zIdAne sTylE!!!

HEADBUTT!!! now thats the new way of soccer fights man... haha... as u see from zidane... instead of punching or kicking... he uses a more GRACEFUL way... the HEADBUTT!!! haha...

Heres a clip to show u how to di it!



haha... i m gonna do the HEADBUTT somehow to someone... haha... its going to be fun!!! haha...