Wednesday, August 30, 2006

A Story...

Once upon a time, in a land called "Far far away". The lands were dominated by peaceful dinosaurs. Prey kills Predator, Predator fuck to produce more predator to let prey kill, very mudane.

Its was much like that until a "Predator" couple decided that Predator should be the ones killing the preys. They know that preys are born to kill(AT THAT TIME), nature has gave them wonderful killing tools, but, nature has not forgotten abt the predators, mother nature gave them a great SEX DRIVE, allowing them to have sex and give birth to lots and lots of babies to provide enough food for the preys and still more to fuck and have more.

So the "Predator" couple gathered all of the predators and held a meeting.

They suggested to all of the predators that Predators should be the one killing, after all PREDATOR sounds more FIERCE. But with their weak bodies its impossible for them to kill the preys. They discuss different means and ways to overpower the preys for 7 days and 7 nights.

Finally, they have a plan. All of them will go STEALTH to capture jus once female PREY. Million of predators went to trap the female prey, although the female prey is stronger but she did not have enough energy to kill all the predators and escape, thus she was captured.

With a female predator in hand, they had the most fertile MAlE Pedator to fuck her, and a hybrid was produce, a dinosaur with great sex drive and great body attributes. With this first 1, they produce a legion of the hybrids, defeating the preys slowly, making the hybrid fuck the hybrid creating stronger PREDATORS.

Soon, the preys could not out power the predators anymore, they can't kill them, all they could eat was grass. And so, Preys EVOLVED. Becoming weaker, growing different teeth structure so as to allow them to grind leaves and grass, and other body parts as well to suit a non-killing-grass-eating-peaceful style. The predators now were the stronger 1, killing the preys each time they see one, so for the preys they had to do more sex to matain their species which soon they developed great sex drive.

As for the predators, all they cared was killing the preys now, their sex drive had deteriorated, but they become stronger.

So one fine day, 2 horny predator couple decided to have sex but with weak sex drive, the chance of giving birth to a DIMOOZONE 31X9 baby, which means DOWN SYNDROM and ADNORMITY now is very high. The couple didn't care, they were too horny, they FUCKED.


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AFTER 9 MONTHS...

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BARNEY WAS BORN!
(A PURPLE DOWN-SYNDROM T-REX)





Don't blame me, this story jus struck me when ME, JUN KAI, KOON PHENG AND KOON ANN talked about barney on the way to queens way.

1 Comments:

Blogger ADTC said...

what crap!

got me laughing hard though...

i guess i got stomach ache from all the laughing...

11:05 PM  

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